Skipper Damned is the name. Or Penny. 30-something, furry, Chicago. I reblog a lot of weird stuff. Not putting my disorders up here for everyone to see. She/It pls!
According to the comments, the band is known as Chili Dawg and the Pound. This guy is 23 years old. He was performing in Nashville, TN, at Tootsie’s Orchid Lounge. He was booked on aDUImore or less right after this gig.
The song is a cover: “Beer Never Broke My Heart” by Luke Combs
It is may 29th, 1453. You are Sultan Mehmed the Conqueror, and you have just taken the city of Constantinople. You’ve been scaring the daylights out of the Christian world for a while now, but now you’ve really gone and done it. Your little jaunt through Asia Minor is causing a bunch of greek theologians to pull up and run further west into europe. The catholic church already has their hands full with a whole mess of internal conflicts. You wonder how they’re gonna handle this influx of new ideas. Sure would be a shame if you accidentally contributed to some sort of protestant reformation or something. You can’t think about that right now though, you’ve got to think of a better name for your cool new city.
Meanwhile, back in the Catholic Church, a sin is being committed. A sin so grievous and dangerous that it will eventually tear the Christian world as we know it in two: people are translating the Bible into dutch.
I saw some James Webb Telescope scientists give a talk and one of them said this was her favorite image because she had waited and worked 25 years to see this.
(Call it the JWST. James Webb participated in anti-queer witch hunts. He doesn’t deserve memorializing.)